How are you feeling today?
Keep the Faith - Kat-tun

Will you get far in life?
泪 - Mi Lu Bing

How do your friends see you?
If Cupid Had A Heart - Selena Gomez

Will you get married?
Agent J - Jolin Tsai

What is your best friend's theme song?
S.O.S - Jonas Brothers

What is the story of your life?
聽袁惟仁彈吉他 - S.H.E.

What was high school like?
放牛party - zhang jia wei

How can you get ahead in life?
We got the party with us - Hannah montana & Jonas Brothers

What is the best thing about your friends?
Miracles Happen - Myra

What is today going to be like?
斗牛要不要 - Tank

What is in store for this weekend?
七彩棒棒堂 - 棒棒堂

What song describes you?
Hare Hare Yukai

To describe your grandparents?
Rose - Anna Tsuchiya

How is your life going?
Nanairo Ashita - BoA

What song will they play at your funeral?
Careful with words - Aly & AJ

How does the world see you?
Soba Ni Iru Ne - Thelma Aoyama

Will you have a happy life?
Wang Zi - Nicholas

What do your friends really think of you?
謝謝你的溫柔 - S.H.E. & Fahrenheit

Do people secretly lust after you?
Okaeri - Ayaka

How can I make myself happy?
来不及 - Hebe

What should you do with your life?
Nobody's perfect - Hannah montana

Will you ever have children?
鬼混 - Xiao Gui

(I guess my answers are not funny either.
Except for the funeral one.)